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Old Head #3

Beef King Email Reminder!!!!!!!

First one - explanation of how this works

Beef House Basement: Oh No: I’m Ted Cruz, and My Two Teenage Daughters Want Me to Smoke Marijuana and I Don’t Know What to Say

Ten Grass Thoughts with Dorma Purd #2

The Weekend Before the Conference #2

Beef House Basement: I am Sisyphus and I Would Love to Have a Side Hustle

Old Head #2

Ten Grass Thoughts with Dorma Purd #1

My Favorite Bird

The Weekend Before the Conference #1

Beef House Basement: St. Peter, It’s Me: The Insurrection Guy Who Tased His Balls and Wiener So Hard That He Died. Let Me Be In Heaven.