Ten Grass Thoughts with Dorma Purd #1

Dorma Purd is a locally renowned yogi and spiritual healer in the San Diego area. She is the owner of the Ten Grass Yoga studio, with locations in Del Mar, North Park, Santee, University Heights, Carmel Valley, Rancho Santa Fe, and Encinitas. Dorma also holds multiple self-accredited certifications in Raki, Acupuncture, Post-Nadal Care, and Sex. Dorma will be using the Beef City Bounce House newsletter to provide studio updates, thoughts from herself, and weekly updates from her life.

Sunday Love Making With Seron #1

Welcome to my newsletter! We started this newsletter on a curious and wonderful day - the day I have reserved for loving making with my life partner Seron.

Seron wanted to try something new for our Sunday love making. He had me slow roast figs with thyme and salted butter. He then rested them atop my butthole. I blew them in the air like the elephant butterfly toy we gifted Gabriel at his fifth birthday party. The smell and heat frustrated Seron : ^(

He left our home without a word. Two days later I received a postcard from the Bakersfield train station. He had no money and wanted to return home. Oh Seron :^)

The North Park location will be closed this Monday. There is never any parking and I just can’t take it anymore.