You Have to Buy My New Book

right now

This is my second book and I love it and you have to buy it. You have to buy it and get 10 friends to buy it. I’m just going to be real with you guys: you are part of a not-very fleshed-out pyramid scheme. You have to buy my stuff and get more people to buy my stuff.

Even if this book was not good, you would still have to buy the book. It’s how pyramid schemes work.